The Way Life Should Be

We recently spent a two weeks in England and Scotland, and though I won’t recall all the details for you here (It’s been documented), I will answer one question I’ve been asked a number of times since our return. “What did you like most about the trip? What was your best moment?” That’s always a Read More …

Breaking: Don’t Protest, Just Call a Press Conference

In breaking news from a couple days ago, Clemson head football coach, Dabo Swinney, has solved the problem of how to protest things like racial injustice and police violence in America. Don’t disrupt football games by doing all this divisive kneeling during the national anthem, and don’t be a distraction to your team because you Read More …

Lucy-Evolutionary Celebrity-Dies From Fall, Visits Seattle

I saw in the news that some scientists think they might have figured out how Lucy died. I couldn’t help but smile. Not because Lucy died, mind you, but rather because she was in Horse Bite. In the opening chapter, I wrote about Lucy, Australopithecus afarensis, evolutionary celebrity, and contrasted her with a possible love Read More …